Dear Readers,

Issue #4 of [crude] is en route, and I’ll be detailing how I established the Cranky Party to give the two fingers to all the other geriatric parties in existence. Afterall, I’m a man for a party so why not just set up a party?

All the others are gonna be crying like a little boy who just have his favourite football slashed to pieces by a hedgeclippers-wielding Celtic fan that has been on the lash since Sunday.

Crying

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